from: Rose White
"For in due season you shall reap if you faint not."
I'm embarking on a journey that entails much fainting.
Thank God for the constant smelling salts of revival
under the brand name:
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!
The Word
Not to be mistaken for the substitute and cheaper generic version sold all over the world for a nominal fee and a first class ticket to hell:
"Another Jesus"
Recommended by physicians (preachers) and guaranteed to be just as effective as the brand name, promising blessings, prosperity and health.
Failing, of course to list the side effects:
in small print:
May cause eternal damnation
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